So... I'm cruising through Oxfordshire on my way home from work, admiring the beautiful countryside and also admiring the soundless and smooth engine of the mazda 6 doing 60 (the right speed for the road I was on by the way!). I'm 10 minutes from home thinking about what I'm going to do for dinner and should I go to the gym (the answer to this should always be yes). Imagine my horror when I approached the top of the hill to see a police car with his lights on come flying towards me as he was trying to over take a car (yes on a hill... very very dangerous driving!)
I slamed on the brakes, seat belt works! Lap top bag wacks me in the bag.... Police car managed to get back behind the car it was trying to overtake and carries on!!!
I get home dinner becomes a large glass of Pinot... And I answered my earlier question about the gym... Don't reckon it would be wise to go for at least a couple of nights now....
Rach xxxx
Always Imitated... Never Duplicated!
Sunday, 30 October 2011
Wednesday, 26 October 2011
Day 2: A Night At The Local....
So... My Husband AKA Mr T called me up today and asked 'Do you fancy going down the pub tonight?'... I responded 'Ummmm... Is that a trick question???' So we arranged to meet from work at 6.30pm.
What you need to understand is that when I say 'pub' I mean local zoo where human meets animal. I should not complain though as a round costs less than a fiver!
I get there early (not that I'm keen or anything..) and before I even open my mouth the barman is pouring a large glass of pinot grigio with a splash of soda water (my usual), I feel priviliged then slightly embarrased, I obviously frequent the joint more often than the norm!
Mr T walks in and the barman pours him a glass of guest ale 'gangly gouhl' (in light of Halloween) and I feel relived that he is just as predictable as me.
After a couple of drinkies (hmmm 4 or 5) I head out to the smokers section and Mr T comes with. I've always thought of smokers being very social... Which must be true as we are all forced to me in small enviroments... I was literally in the Lions' cage!
As I was puffing happily on a menthol (totally healthy.. It tastes of mint!) Mr T was looking disturbed at the clientele and also the conversation taking place.
As I tuned in I heard some old boy commenting on some woman's thighs being wrapped round his neck... Don't know how the rest of the story went but Mr T had his coat on and was pacing towards the exit.
I felt we should call it a night so as we walked home I giggled at the prospect of some old boy getting lucky whilst Mr T pondered on how Human man has evolved.
Rach xxx
Often Imitated... Never Duplicated.
What you need to understand is that when I say 'pub' I mean local zoo where human meets animal. I should not complain though as a round costs less than a fiver!
I get there early (not that I'm keen or anything..) and before I even open my mouth the barman is pouring a large glass of pinot grigio with a splash of soda water (my usual), I feel priviliged then slightly embarrased, I obviously frequent the joint more often than the norm!
Mr T walks in and the barman pours him a glass of guest ale 'gangly gouhl' (in light of Halloween) and I feel relived that he is just as predictable as me.
After a couple of drinkies (hmmm 4 or 5) I head out to the smokers section and Mr T comes with. I've always thought of smokers being very social... Which must be true as we are all forced to me in small enviroments... I was literally in the Lions' cage!
As I was puffing happily on a menthol (totally healthy.. It tastes of mint!) Mr T was looking disturbed at the clientele and also the conversation taking place.
As I tuned in I heard some old boy commenting on some woman's thighs being wrapped round his neck... Don't know how the rest of the story went but Mr T had his coat on and was pacing towards the exit.
I felt we should call it a night so as we walked home I giggled at the prospect of some old boy getting lucky whilst Mr T pondered on how Human man has evolved.
Rach xxx
Often Imitated... Never Duplicated.
Tuesday, 25 October 2011
Day 1: An introduction...
Hello!
How exciting... The Life Of Rach has launched today! This will be the start of many amusing, funny and real life occurences that happen to me day to day...
I am inviting you into my world!!!
You will get to know me and understand what I'm all about and you will also get to know some real characters in the form of my husband, family and bestest friends...
If you want lots of laughter and occassional tears then you need to be reading what I post and feel free to comment anytime you like... Only positive vibes please!!
Catch you all soon!!!
Rach xxx
'Often Imitated... Never Duplicated!
How exciting... The Life Of Rach has launched today! This will be the start of many amusing, funny and real life occurences that happen to me day to day...
I am inviting you into my world!!!
You will get to know me and understand what I'm all about and you will also get to know some real characters in the form of my husband, family and bestest friends...
If you want lots of laughter and occassional tears then you need to be reading what I post and feel free to comment anytime you like... Only positive vibes please!!
Catch you all soon!!!
Rach xxx
'Often Imitated... Never Duplicated!
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